terça-feira, 20 de abril de 2010

Como deixar o regente do coro maluco!!




- Chegue atrasado! Faça bastante barulho, para incomodar todo o mundo.

- Converse na hora em que o Regente estiver falando.

- Faça com que ele precise repetir tudo pelo menos três vezes.

- Demore bastante para pegar sua pasta com as músicas.

- Dobre, rasgue, e perfure sua cópia da música.

- Se ele diz que é para abrir na página quatro, olhe na página cinco.

- Ignore completamente suas instruções de fraseado, andamento, volume de voz, e todas essas "coisinhas sem importância".

- Reclame da música - ele vai ficar encantado.

- Deixe seu celular ligado durante o ensaio.

- Saia do ensaio antes de acabar. Afinal de contas, você tem o direito de chegar cedo em casa.

- Visite-o no hospital - é o mínimo que você pode fazer, e ele não gostaria de acostumar-se a passar sem a sua presença.

* Esqueci uma: Pergunte milhões de vezes se aquele "bichinho" que ele usa para dar a tonalidade e que é parecido com um garfo toca alguma música clássica...rs


Luiz,

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